In the Name of the FOOD!

Kaya mo bang mag trabaho for food? one whole shift?

Ako, for one whole fat bacon, i will. I dont know why i go crazy with bacon. since i was i kid. [cholesterol]

I ask my Lil cousin's kung mahilig ba sila sa bacon "no cartoons for one whole day, anong food ang gusto nyo in return?[Nag dadalawang isip ang isa na adick sa Ben10]" But they answered Hotdog and Fried Chicken. Okey, kanya kanyang trip palayan hehe.

Mahilig Din ako sa Hotdog at Chorizo. Pero bakit sila hugis ari ng lalaki. Puwede ba Gawing flat?...... Na may hiwa sa gitna. what cha think?  

Thinking bout someone na hindi makakain nag pork for 2 years, kasi bawal ang letchon baboy sa Middle East... So sad, Bawal rin pork and beans.

I wish may Halal na pork BBQ, Para hindi lang ang mga catholic and christian magkakasakit nag highblood "Hypertension"..

Nakaka cause din ang gulay nag highblood. Kung araw-araw ulan mo gulay dikakaya magkahighBlood. Magkakahighblood ka sa paulit-ulit na ulam. "para sa mga meat lover, di kasali ang mga vegetarians"

I also asked my friends "Just for a day, Matatarbaho for Food. Anong gusto mong food ang ibayad sayo?"

Iris Villanueva - Coconut...daming  health benefits. aside from that it's good source of raw materials.. in demand abroad dba..hehe[Raw materials? Exporter at may balak maging anay]

Chef Sandy Tindoy - Thai food bro, i love to eat thai food... kahit pa ulit ulit d ako mag sasawa...Thai food kasi madaming klaseng pag luto...di tulad ng mga western and italians, iisang ang procedures...[May ganun, sorry prito lang alam ko]

Erlyd Grace Yasana - Pakbet,  i miss eating pakbet. walang pakbet dito. [may gulay din naman sa south korea ahh.... tamad ka lang mamalingke]

Jake Cachuela Tatad - Rice and Pork adobo [classic pinoy, mahilig sa rice.... EXTRA RICE! EXTRA EXTRA RICE!]

Freydow Bratinello - Biko! because i always remember my mom when i was a child i asked her to cook BIKO for my birthday! until at the age of 24 i still asked her to cook BIKO for my Birthday.[Biko boy? or Mama's Boy?]

Izii Rimorin - chicken soup for the Soul. [ by Jack Canfield, puwede kabang maglinis nang bahay namin? Ayos! free katulong.]

Winxeurax Ancheta - Pizza and Ice cream [Try mo pagsabayin kung ano lasa]

BibOyee BisnAr  - D*ck [it is ilegal to eat human parts, cannibalism]

This is what heaven looks like...

MagPasikat

Have you tried showing off pero palpak?
Too bad this guys, they will remember this incident forever.

Its all about Diction

Ang diction ba ay importane kahit hindi ka nagtratrabaho sa CallCenter?
I ask my friends for there opinion.
Andy Tot - Yes it is, to indentify kong ang verb is past or present. [Hmmm... indentify, siguro kaylangan nila nag ID para ma identify mo agad sila]
Clyde McMillan - Importante [why Importante], Basta Importante. [adick kana kasi sa angry verbs, este angry birds]

Para sa akin importante din, kasi ayokong patawanan ng ibing verb este tao. Just like this video by Lourd Ernest Hanopol de Veyra

Pick up Lines, What cha say? Pick up lines

In a way, Pickup lines aren't much more than a conversation starters"Diskarte Moves". I ask my friends what they think about it.

Cheesy but it makes other people blush - Ronald Yu
Sometimes they work sometimes they don't - Zand Bautista
It's ok as long as you deliver it well - Annie Lauron
Corny but really catchy - Shyle Borromeo
It'ѕ јυѕt thаt hοw уου ѕау іt іѕ more vital thаt whаt thе line іѕ. In short, it's the delivery οf thе line thаn іt's content - Widmark Widdyful

Be warned: some pickup lines may backfire, so use them at your own risk!

*Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?

*I didn't know that angels could fly so low.

*Somebody better call God, cuz heaven's missing an angel. And that angel is you.

*Pinch me. [Why?] You're so fine I must be dreaming.

*If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.

*You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?

*I was wondering if you had an extra heart mine seems to have been stolen.

*Is your dad a terrorist? Because you are the bomb

*There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it

*You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.

Sex Position: Star Wars The Force

Rest her on her back, place her legs on your shoulders and use all your force to just pound away. Even the lesser-endowed will have her floating in midair. This is how Yoda gets it on too.

Sex Terms: The Language of Love, Lust, Sex.

Sexual slang term that everyone knows the meaning, ikaw lang Blind. Heto ang konting common term that will help you, Para hindi ka magmumukhang tanga.

Pearl Necklace  -  A man gives a woman a pearl necklace when he ejaculates on her chest, neck and shoulders as a result of him masturbating on her or thrusting between her breasts -- also known as tit-f*cking. Giving her an actual pearl necklace will probably score you more brownie points

Bukkake  -  We have the Japanese to thank for this term, which refers to several men masturbating and ejaculating on a single woman. The number of men can vary from a few to over a hundred, the object being to get as much ejaculate on the woman’s body as possible.

Qweef  -  Is a term invented to describe a rush of air from the vagina that sounds similar to flatulence. In layman’s terms, a qweef is a “vagina fart.” This often happens after particularly enthusiastic sex when air is forced up into the vagina as the man thrusts inside.

Dictionary of Sexual Terms, Check this site : www.sex-lexis.com